“This isn’t brain surgery; it’s just television.” – David Letterman
The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we’ll find their money. – Ed Bluestone
A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom. — lePoo
We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can’t agree on when it’s necessary to compromise. — Larry Wall