Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. — Quentin Crisp
The tree of research must from time to time be refreshed with the blood of bean counters. — Alan Kay
Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars, and Pluto, but not necessarily in that order. — Jeffrey Honig
Thus spake the master programmer: “Time for you to leave.” — Geoffrey James, “The Tao of Programming”