The hardest part of climbing the ladder of success is getting through the crowd at the bottom.

Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays. Embezzlement is another matter.

I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as a result of practicing it. – Joe Mullally, computer salesman

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

The best defense against logic is ignorance.

“Virtual” means not knowing where your next byte is coming from.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. — Earl Wilson