NewsFlash

The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in the country is the one on which you resell it. — J. Brecheux

The first version always gets thrown away.

The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.

Your password is pitifully obvious.

All your files have been destroyed (sorry). Paul.

Waste not, get your budget cut next year.

“Today’s robots are very primitive, capable of understanding only a few simple instructions such as ‘go left’, ‘go right’, and ‘build car’.” –John Sladek