NewsFlash

Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator. — C.N. Parkinson

1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.

Quantum Mechanics is God’s version of “Trust me.”

In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours. — Dr. Laurence J. Peter

God help those who do not help themselves. — Wilson Mizner

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence. — Jeremy S. Anderson