NewsFlash

God help those who do not help themselves. — Wilson Mizner

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence. — Jeremy S. Anderson

The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be correct. — William of Occam

Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies. — David Nichols

“And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb.” — Spaceballs

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? — Charlie McCarthy