NewsFlash

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch. — Milton Friendman

“Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin’ varmint!” — Yosemite Sam

Nothing is rich but the inexhaustible wealth of nature. She shows us only surfaces, but she is a million fathoms deep. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

2000 pounds of chinese soup = 1 Won Ton

Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program doesn’t deliver it.

[Crash programs] fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. — Wernher von Braun