NewsFlash

Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays. Embezzlement is another matter.

What’s the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman? A used car salesman knows when he’s lying.

Two percent of zero is almost nothing.

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. — Poul Anderson

Retirement means that when someone says “Have a nice day”, you actually have a shot at it.

Science may someday discover what faith has always known.