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Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

You might have mail.

“Flattery is all right — if you don’t inhale.” — Adlai Stevenson

“Irrationality is the square root of all evil” — Douglas Hofstadter

Usage: fortune -P [] -a [xsz] [Q: [file]] [rKe9] -v6[+] dataspec … inputdir

The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong — until the next person quits or is fired.

All the simple programs have been written.