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1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.

Where there’s a will, there’s an Inheritance Tax.

The degree of technical confidence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Never trust a computer you can’t repair yourself.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. — Niels Bohr

1 Angstrom: measure of computer anxiety = 1000 nail-bytes

Retirement means that when someone says “Have a nice day”, you actually have a shot at it.