Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = 1 Machturtle
“If John Madden steps outside on February 2, looks down, and doesn’t see his feet, we’ll have 6 more weeks of Pro football.” — Chuck Newcombe
Work is the crab grass in the lawn of life. — Schulz
Solutions are obvious if one only has the optical power to observe them over the horizon. — K.A. Arsdall