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“And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb.” — Spaceballs

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? — Charlie McCarthy

1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.

Where there’s a will, there’s an Inheritance Tax.

The degree of technical confidence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Never trust a computer you can’t repair yourself.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. — Niels Bohr