NewsFlash

The aim of science is to seek the simplest explanations of complex facts. Seek simplicity and distrust it. — Whitehead.

“This isn’t brain surgery; it’s just television.” – David Letterman

In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours. — Dr. Laurence J. Peter

In every non-trivial program there is at least one bug.

Anything cut to length will be too short.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

You can’t have everything… where would you put it? — Steven Wright