NewsFlash

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

You can’t have everything… where would you put it? — Steven Wright

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. — Frank Hubbard

A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money. — Arthur Miller

Mystics always hope that science will some day overtake them. — Booth Tarkington

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.