NewsFlash

“I’ve seen it. It’s rubbish.” — Marvin the Paranoid Android

A language that doesn’t affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.

Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.

I’ve noticed several design suggestions in your code.

What’s the difference between a computer salesman and a car salesman? A car salesman knows when he’s lying.

“Don’t think; let the machine do it for you!” — E. C. Berkeley

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? — Woody Allen