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FORTUNE’S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: A guinea pig is not from Guinea but a rodent from South America.

We must believe that it is the darkest before the dawn of a beautiful new world. We will see it when we believe it. — Saul Alinsky

Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.

Waste not, get your budget cut next year.

When it is incorrect, it is, at least *authoritatively* incorrect. — Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy

“All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.” — Jane Wagner