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Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.

Waste not, get your budget cut next year.

When it is incorrect, it is, at least *authoritatively* incorrect. — Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy

“All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.” — Jane Wagner

Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. – Voltaire