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“There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.” — Mark Twain

The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity. — Harlan Ellison

Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it’s cheaper than institutionalizing all those people.

“Love your country but never trust its government.” — from a hand-painted road sign in central Pennsylvania

Thus spake the master programmer: “Time for you to leave.” — Geoffrey James, “The Tao of Programming”

No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.