NewsFlash

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. – Andy Finkel, computer guy

I’d rather just believe that it’s done by little elves running around.

“There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them” – Heisenberg

If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?

If God had intended Man to program, we’d be born with serial I/O ports.

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch. — Milton Friendman