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“Ada is the work of an architect, not a computer scientist.” – Jean Icbiah, inventor of Ada, weenie

He: Let’s end it all, bequeathin’ our brains to science. She: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains. — Walt Kelly

Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. — Frederick Crane

After Goliath’s defeat, giants ceased to command respect. – Freeman Dyson

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