NewsFlash

“You must have an IQ of at least half a million.” — Popeye

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.

Unix: Some say the learning curve is steep, but you only have to climb it once. — Karl Lehenbauer

Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?

“It might help if we ran the MBA’s out of Washington (Ottawa).” — Admiral Grace Hopper

“It is better to have tried and failed than to have failed to try, but the result’s the same.” – Mike Dennison