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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? — Charlie McCarthy

Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules. Corollary: Following the rules will not get the job done.

I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos. — Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanics

“If you want to eat hippopatomus, you’ve got to pay the freight.” — attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. — Muhammad Ali

“Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.” — The Tao of Programming