If you didn’t have to work so hard, you’d have more time to be depressed.
The tree of research must from time to time be refreshed with the blood of bean counters. — Alan Kay
Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars, and Pluto, but not necessarily in that order. — Jeffrey Honig
Thus spake the master programmer: “Time for you to leave.” — Geoffrey James, “The Tao of Programming”