Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers. — Tom Lehrer
The tree of research must from time to time be refreshed with the blood of bean counters. — Alan Kay
Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars, and Pluto, but not necessarily in that order. — Jeffrey Honig
Thus spake the master programmer: “Time for you to leave.” — Geoffrey James, “The Tao of Programming”