A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. — P. Erdos
Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it. — Perlis’s Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
Never buy from a rich salesman. — Goldenstern
I was playing poker the other night… with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died. — Steven Wright