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Anything cut to length will be too short.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

You can’t have everything… where would you put it? — Steven Wright

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. — Frank Hubbard

A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money. — Arthur Miller

Mystics always hope that science will some day overtake them. — Booth Tarkington