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Everything that can be invented has been invented. — Charles Duell, Director of U.S. Patent Office, 1899

A fanatic is a person who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. – Winston Churchill

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination — but the combination is locked up in the safe. — Peter DeVries

Asynchronous inputs are at the root of our race problems. — D. Winker and F. Prosser

“Silent gratitude isn’t very much use to anyone.” — G. B. Stearn

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I don’t have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. — Elvis Presley