NewsFlash

Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo. so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?

What this country needs is a good five cent nickel.

The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we’ll find their money. – Ed Bluestone

Of course there’s no reason for it, it’s just our policy.

It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions. – Robert Bly

To err is human — to blame it on a computer is even more so.