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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

Thus mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. — Bertrand Russell

In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He’ll kiss it and make it better.

“The hands that help are better far than the lips that pray.” — Robert G. Ingersoll

The biggest mistake you can make is to believe that you are working for someone else.

“In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.” — Carl Sagan, Cosmos

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