NewsFlash

You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.

I don’t have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. — Elvis Presley

2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale U. = 1 I.V.League

Time to take stock. Go home with some office supplies.

Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.

Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo. so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?

What this country needs is a good five cent nickel.