NewsFlash

“The Street finds its own uses for technology.” — William Gibson

“God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.” – Voltaire

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. — Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

Ask five economists and you’ll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard). — Edgar R. Fiedler