NewsFlash

Your password is pitifully obvious.

All your files have been destroyed (sorry). Paul.

Waste not, get your budget cut next year.

“Today’s robots are very primitive, capable of understanding only a few simple instructions such as ‘go left’, ‘go right’, and ‘build car’.” –John Sladek

“The Street finds its own uses for technology.” — William Gibson

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