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Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. — Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

Ask five economists and you’ll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard). — Edgar R. Fiedler

Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you. — Thomas Jefferson

“Silent gratitude isn’t very much use to anyone.” — G. B. Stearn

What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer.