NewsFlash

Real programmers don’t write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in BASIC after reaching puberty.

We don’t know one millionth of one percent about anything.

The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it’s cheaper than institutionalizing all those people.

Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness.

The greatest productive force is human selfishness. — Robert Heinlein

We have a equal opportunity Calculus class — it’s fully integrated.

FORTUNE’S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #44 Zebras are colored with dark stripes on a light background.