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Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.

Mommy, what happens to your files when you die?

The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be correct. — William of Occam

He who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet.

The more they over-think the plumbing the easier it is to stop up the drain.

Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich. — Ambrose Bierce

“Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.” — Vince Lombardi, football coach