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The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in the country is the one on which you resell it. — J. Brecheux

The first version always gets thrown away.

The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.

Your password is pitifully obvious.

All your files have been destroyed (sorry). Paul.

Waste not, get your budget cut next year.