NewsFlash

“Today’s robots are very primitive, capable of understanding only a few simple instructions such as ‘go left’, ‘go right’, and ‘build car’.” –John Sladek

“The Street finds its own uses for technology.” — William Gibson

“God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.” – Voltaire

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. — Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.