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When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him–that’s where the money is. — Robespierre

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I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as a result of practicing it. – Joe Mullally, computer salesman

Premature optimization is the root of all evil. — D.E. Knuth

I think there’s a world market for about five computers. — attr. Thomas J. Watson (Chairman of the Board, IBM), 1943