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“It might help if we ran the MBA’s out of Washington.” — Admiral Grace Hopper

A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing. — Alan Perlis

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When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him–that’s where the money is. — Robespierre

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