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The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it’s cheaper than institutionalizing all those people.

“Love your country but never trust its government.” — from a hand-painted road sign in central Pennsylvania

Thus spake the master programmer: “Time for you to leave.” — Geoffrey James, “The Tao of Programming”

No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.

A man is known by the company he organizes. — Ambrose Bierce

“Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it.” — Mark Twain

“When it comes to humility, I’m the greatest.” — Bullwinkle Moose