NewsFlash

God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.

“We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.” — George Bernard Shaw

“The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.” — Dave Barry

There must be more to life than having everything. — Maurice Sendak

A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane. — Willard Espy, “An Almanac of Words at Play”

You tweachewous miscweant! — Elmer Fudd