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If it’s working, the diagnostics say it’s fine. If it’s not working, the diagnostics say it’s fine. – A proposed addition to rules for realtime programming

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll invite himself over for dinner. – Calvin Keegan

Disclaimer: “These opinions are my own, though for a small fee they be yours too.” — Dave Haynie

Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.

“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.” – H.L. Mencken

FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.