NewsFlash

To err is human, to moo bovine.

“The geeks shall inherit the earth.” — Karl Lehenbauer

Time is nature’s way of making sure that everything doesn’t happen at once. Space is nature’s way of making sure that everything doesn’t happen to you.

We can defeat gravity. The problem is the paperwork involved.

Polymer physicists are into chains.

“It’s the best thing since professional golfers on ‘ludes.” — Rick Obidiah

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.