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Disclaimer: “These opinions are my own, though for a small fee they be yours too.” — Dave Haynie

Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.

“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.” – H.L. Mencken

FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

“The geeks shall inherit the earth.” — Karl Lehenbauer

Time is nature’s way of making sure that everything doesn’t happen at once. Space is nature’s way of making sure that everything doesn’t happen to you.