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Mommy, what happens to your files when you die?

The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be correct. — William of Occam

He who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet.

The more they over-think the plumbing the easier it is to stop up the drain.

Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich. — Ambrose Bierce

“Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.” — Vince Lombardi, football coach

“Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.” — Albert Einstein