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The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong — until the next person quits or is fired.

All the simple programs have been written.

Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays. Embezzlement is another matter.

What’s the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman? A used car salesman knows when he’s lying.

Two percent of zero is almost nothing.