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Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.

“Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.” — Dave Sim, author of Cerebrus.

Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.

You have a massage (from the Swedish prime minister).

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. — Elbert Hubbard

The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.

Don’t compare floating point numbers solely for equality.