NewsFlash

A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane. — Willard Espy, “An Almanac of Words at Play”

You tweachewous miscweant! — Elmer Fudd

Real Programmers don’t write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies. FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.

If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble then they’ll always be interested in something and won’t come to no real harm.

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurence of the improbable. – H. L. Mencken

If it’s working, the diagnostics say it’s fine. If it’s not working, the diagnostics say it’s fine. – A proposed addition to rules for realtime programming