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3500 Calories = 1 Food Pound

Overload — core meltdown sequence initiated.

Nearly every complex solution to a programming problem that I have looked at carefully has turned out to be wrong. — Brent Welch

There can be no twisted thought without a twisted molecule. — R. W. Gerard

Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers. — Tom Lehrer

Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.