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I don’t have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. — Elvis Presley

Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. — Christopher Marlowe

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

This is a good time to punt work.

“The Avis WIZARD decides if you get to drive a car. Your head won’t touch the pillow of a Sheraton unless their computer says it’s okay.” — Arthur Miller

If graphics hackers are so smart, why can’t they get the bugs out of fresh paint?

When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.