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Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = 1 Machturtle

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants. — Adam Walinsky

A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.

“Once they go up, who cares where they come down? That’s not my department.” — Werner von Braun

The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. — L. Zadeh

“I may be synthetic, but I’m not stupid” — the artificial person, from _Aliens_