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Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. — Christopher Lascl

“In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current.” — Thomas Jefferson

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“Flattery is all right — if you don’t inhale.” — Adlai Stevenson

“Irrationality is the square root of all evil” — Douglas Hofstadter

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