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Machines take me by surprise with great frequency. – Alan Turing

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. — Quentin Crisp

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. — Muhammad Ali

You’re not Dave. Who are you?

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My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells down by the seashore.

“Engineering without management is art.” — Jeff Johnson