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As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. — Albert Einstein

1 Dog Pound = 16 oz. of Alpo

“The C Programming Language — A language which combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language.”

Machines take me by surprise with great frequency. – Alan Turing

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. — Quentin Crisp

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. — Muhammad Ali

You’re not Dave. Who are you?