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“Engineering without management is art.” — Jeff Johnson

The shortest distance between two points is under construction. — Noelie Alito

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I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; If it be man’s work I will do it.

Things are not as simple as they seems at first. – Edward Thorp