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If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. — Muhammad Ali

You’re not Dave. Who are you?

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My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells down by the seashore.

“Engineering without management is art.” — Jeff Johnson

The shortest distance between two points is under construction. — Noelie Alito

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