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If graphics hackers are so smart, why can’t they get the bugs out of fresh paint?

When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends without any means. — Saul Alinsky

Love makes the world go ’round, with a little help from intrinsic angular momentum.

We can found no scientific discipline, nor a healthy profession on the technical mistakes of the Department of Defense and IBM. — Edsger Dijkstra

“Dump the condiments. If we are to be eaten, we don’t need to taste good.” — “Visionaries” cartoon

If it happens once, it’s a bug. If it happens twice, it’s a feature. If it happens more than twice, it’s a design philosophy.