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Statistics means never having to say you’re certain.

Don’t panic.

Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it. — Perlis’s Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. — Dick Brandon

“Roman Polanski makes his own blood. He’s smart — that’s why his movies work.” — A brilliant director at “Frank’s Place”

Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.

A successful [software] tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its author. — S. C. Johnson