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This is a good time to punt work.

“The Avis WIZARD decides if you get to drive a car. Your head won’t touch the pillow of a Sheraton unless their computer says it’s okay.” — Arthur Miller

If graphics hackers are so smart, why can’t they get the bugs out of fresh paint?

When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends without any means. — Saul Alinsky

Love makes the world go ’round, with a little help from intrinsic angular momentum.

We can found no scientific discipline, nor a healthy profession on the technical mistakes of the Department of Defense and IBM. — Edsger Dijkstra