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“Dump the condiments. If we are to be eaten, we don’t need to taste good.” — “Visionaries” cartoon

If it happens once, it’s a bug. If it happens twice, it’s a feature. If it happens more than twice, it’s a design philosophy.

The best laid plans of mice and men are held up in the legal department.

Only great masters of style can succeed in being obtuse. — Oscar Wilde

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable. — Gilb

Statistics means never having to say you’re certain.

Don’t panic.