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Those who claim the dead never return to life haven’t ever been around here at quitting time.

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. — Milton Berle

“Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin’ varmint!” — Yosemite Sam

“One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with tripe.” — Tom Anderson

We were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone had died.