NewsFlash

The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be correct. — William of Occam

Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies. — David Nichols

“And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb.” — Spaceballs

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? — Charlie McCarthy

1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.

Where there’s a will, there’s an Inheritance Tax.