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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? — Woody Allen

Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.

There is no distinction between any AI program and some existent game.

Don’t get suckered in by the comments — they can be terribly misleading. Debug only code. — Dave Storer

How come financial advisors never seem to be as wealthy as they claim they’ll make you?

To the landlord belongs the doorknobs.

Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.