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The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. — Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project

Time to take stock. Go home with some office supplies.

“Floggings will continue until morale improves.” — anonymous flyer being distributed at Exxon USA

HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP…

Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.

It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. — Andrew S. Tanenbaum